He finds a beach ball and  recreates humanity upon it.  Kicking it down the shore he wonders how  the little people must feel about each other.  To place them on such  a tiny globe almost seems unfair.

The only way to make  himself real is to spawn others that believe in him.  He sweats and  watches the bouncing boobs of the women who gather around him.  It’s  hard to restrain his erection.

When his pants explode  his penis is let loose with the force of a sonic boom.  The women  faint and his ball explodes into a million fluttering scraps.  He  weeps as the little people fall to the ground.

It will take him years to reel in his infinite penis, which he must do carefully.  He’s too shaken.  Nobody else should share the fate of his beach ball children.